Get off your asses and come on down to visit the grand opening of the AoTWNoTHPSaAG on the corner of Burlington Street and Victoria this Saturday! View in amazement at our collection of various oil paintings and pictures conveying the breathtaking excitement of all human history’s most memorable periods of peace. Photographs upon photographs of halcyon days in Soviet Russia and a decedent masterpiece by de Neville of a pretty little avenue garnish the walls of our building. Bask in awe at our collection of high-resolution photographs depicting a post-war Winston Churchill shaking hands with various world leaders. A hallway lined with all history’s most ruthless pacifist dictators make it worth the cost of gas to drive here. Please come, as we would really like to pay our heating bills.
Of Course, we also wholeheartedly invite all like-minded admirers of nonviolent history to join our humble society, because we believe peace is so much more inclusive than war. We will be offering complementary fair-trade coffee and sliced cucumbers to which you may help yourself. We strongly encourage you to visit this grand opening, as all the war museums seem to be disproportionately crowded.
Adult Admission is 10$, Children are free.
Come one, Come all!
All Hail the AoTWNoTHPSaAG!
